MY MOMMA SAYS Essay, Research Paper
My momma says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. My momma says that happiness comes from little rays of sunshine that sprinkle down from above when your happy. My momma says thyat Vicky Valencourt is the devil. I disagree, I think shes really great, she helped me play football and I like her. She showed me her boobies and I liked them too. Coach Klein says that what momma don?t know wont hurt her and that?s why he has roy orbeson tattooed to his behind. He says that the best thing to do is to fake left, no fake right, no don?t fake, think about faking then pretend to fake.
In conclusion boobies are nice and I like them.
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